God's Sense of Humor lol

Oh wow guys!!! I just got back from turning in my test to TheraCare (I did great!!!), and I was just entered into their payroll!!! I start on Monday!!! Isn't that great news??!!! Oh boy oh boy am I excited or what?!!!! 

So this morning I woke up feeling a bit spooked from an intense dream I had. I was sort of leaning toward feeling scared and down, but I grabbed my Bible and my Sabbath school lesson... interestingly the lesson for today made me go in the Bible and search for various texts on my own that I think can apply to the different scenarios that they give you. Going thru my Bible I found so many interesting texts; funny ones that is lol Then I cracked myself up and laughed so hard for a while and in a way like none other, I understood even better God's sense of humor. Jesus was a funny man believe it or not, He seriously cracks me up... let me give you guys some textos bíblicos to show you what I mean lol

"Nadie pone remiendo de paño nuevo en vestido viejo; porque tal remiendo tira del vestido, y se hace peor la rotura" -Mateo 9:16 Okay so this means that Jesus had a sense of fashion! hello?? he's giving advice on what not to do with your clothes! 

This next one he said refering to the Pharasees who had been offended by Jesus' words of wisdom: "Dejadlos; son ciegos guías de ciegos; y si el ciego guiare al ciego, ambos caerán en el hoyo." -Mateo 15:14 He's cool, lo coje con suavena y con take it easy lol 

"¿No entendéis que todo lo que entra en la boca va al vientre, y es echado en la letrina?" -Mateo 15:17 LOL wow I found this one the funniest! hahaha 

"No entrará en la congregación de Jehová el que tenga magullados los testículos, o amputado su miembro viril." -Deuteronomio 23 Wellllllllll hahaha  A bajarse los patalones los hombres antes de entrar a la iglesia de ahora en adelante LOL hay que revisar/chequiar para asegurarse de que esto no ocurra! 

"pero si no tienen don de continencia, cásense, pues mejor es casarse que estarse quemando." -1 Corintios 7:9Lo dice la Bíblia, no yo!  lol

Bueno, los que quieran reírse y gozar más, no sean tramposos y vayan ustedes mismos a buscar estos textos que están buenísimos!!!!  Go grab your Bibles and start reading one book at a time! I'll give you a clue... you'll find great stuff in the book of 1st and 2nd Corinthians... ENJOY!!!!  and remember:

Dusty Bibles lead to Dusty Lives!